Rem

B-tier

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Backstory

Lore

An accidental stowaway from the world of dreams, Rem has found himself stranded in the city that never sleeps. Driven by his curious nature, Rem and his helpful friends have been seen wandering across the five boroughs in search of a way back home.

So if you ever find yourself dozing off while taking the Blue line home from work, maybe you’ve just had an encounter with one of the Cursed Apple’s newest denizens.

Unique dialogue

Select a hero to see their unique conversations with Rem.

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Abrams

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

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Rem

He was big.

He was blue.

3 of me could wear his coat.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Abrams!

Apollo

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Apollo

Why are you carrying a pillow?

Rem

I get sleepy.

Apollo

Oh god, I'm gonna die.

Apollo

This is no place for a child.

Rem

Probably not. That's why I'm going to follow you.

Apollo

Please don't.

Rem

You can be my big brother that stabs people.

Apollo

I'm an only child.

Rem

Not anymore!

Rem

How can I get a jacket like yours?

Apollo

Do you have rich parents?

Rem

No.

Apollo

Are you the best at anything?

Rem

Sleeping.

Apollo

You're not getting a jacket like this, sorry.

Kill

Rem

He thought he was better than me.

I don't know if he's mean but he's definately not nice.

You shouldn't play with swords.

Apollo

Go back to the petting zoo or wherever you crawled out of…

Dealt with Rem.

I don't know what that thing was, but it's dead.

I know better than to be decived by appearences.

It doesn't matter how cute it looked, it was a threat.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out fencer.

Killed in lane

Apollo

They took out Rem!

Bebop

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

Nice robot got broken.

I liked his metal handshake.

He's nice.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Bebop!

Billy

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

He was silly.

I bet Billy could teach me all kinds of fun words.

I probably shouldn't hang out with Billy until I'm older.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Billy!

Calico

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

Your cat is scary.

I think her cat hissed at me.

You kill people for money. That's mean.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Calico!

Celeste

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Celeste

Hey, little guy, what's your name?

Rem

Rem!

Celeste

Remy's a great name!

Remy's a great name!

Rem

Rem!!!

Celeste

Okay, okay, Rem it is.

Okay, okay, Rem it is.

Rem

Are you really a unicorn? Cause you look like a unicorn.

Celeste

Can you keep a secret?

Rem

I dunno, no ones told me a secret.

Celeste

Well I don't know I can tell you then.

Rem

You can you can!

Celeste

I am a unicorn.

Rem

Cool!

Celeste

If you can't find your way home, you can stay with me for a while.

Rem

Really?

Celeste

Yeah. Folks like us need to stick together.

Rem

Thank you.

Kill

Rem

Her hair was so neat.

She smelled like peppermint.

I love the circus.

Celeste

It'll be ok Rem.

I'll help you later Rem.

Sorry Rem.

I feel pretty bad about that…

They looked so cute with their little hat and pillow too…

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out pepper.

Killed in lane

Celeste

They took out Rem!

Drifter

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

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Rem

I don't wanna play with Drifter.

His whistling scares me.

He didn't have a happy smile…

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Drifter!

Dynamo

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

He likes tweed.

He smells like banana bread.

I want to be his friend but he's dead.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Dynamo!

Graves

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Graves

Are you nervous?

Rem

A little.

Graves

Well stick with me, I'll take care of you.

Rem

Do dead people dream?

Graves

I think so.

Rem

Why can't I talk to them?

Graves

You gotta listen.

Rem

But if I'm listening I can't ask em questions like what's your favorite color, and why does bread taste good, and do you think cats would smoke if they had thumbs?

Graves

Life's hard sometimes.

Rem

It is.

Rem

Do you like bowling?

Graves

What.

Rem

You look like someone who likes bowling.

Graves

It's kind of cool.

Rem

Yeah it is.

Kill

Rem

She smells like wet dirt.

Dead things are scary.

That hand is creepy.

Graves

I wish I could make him a pet.

Sorry Rem.

He looked so cozy too.

I'm gonna feel bad about that for a while.

I stopped Rem.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Graves.

Killed in lane

Graves

They took out Rem!

Grey Talon

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

You looks sad.

Can I pet your owl?

Play with me grandpa!

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Grey Talon!

Haze

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Haze

You shouldn't be here.

Rem

We're together!

Haze

It's not safe.

Rem

If you're fine I'm fine.

Haze

I'm going to get you home.

Rem

I trust you. You're my mom.

Haze

I'm not.

Rem

I mean. You kinda are.

Rem

Sorry I caused trouble.

Haze

You're fine Rem. It's… it was nice to see you.

Rem

We friends?

Haze

Of course we are.

Kill

Rem

I like her dreams.

I see her when I sleep.

She's me.

Haze

Forgive me, Rem.

I'm sorry I couldn't protect you.

I'm just following protocol.

Wish there was another way.

Rem is dead…

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Haze!

Killed in lane

Haze

They took out Rem!

Holliday

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Holliday

What are you?

Rem

I'm Rem!

Holliday

Not who, what?

Rem

I'm Rem!

Holliday

Great.

Holliday

Stay close to me Rem.

Rem

You keep me safe?

Holliday

I'm going to try.

Rem

I'm lost. Can you help?

Holliday

I'm sorry, I don't know the area. Have you talked to the police?

Rem

I'm talking to you.

Holliday

Have you talked to police that live here?

Rem

Why would I do that when I'm talking to you.

Holliday

Cause they- just stay close to me, we'll talk after The Ritual.

Kill

Rem

That's a dead cowboy.

Bang bang, cowboys dead.

Sad sheriff with dead sister.

Holliday

We don’t have those back In Macomb.

He was kinda cute.

Wish I could give that thing a hug.

Took down Rem!

Put that thing in time out.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Holliday!

Killed in lane

Holliday

They took out Rem!

Infernus

3 conversations · 11 unique lines

Rem

We should trade hats.

Infernus

I dunno if I could pull that off little man.

Rem

I bet you could.

Rem

You have a hat and I have a hat.

Infernus

That's… that's right.

Rem

We're hat brothers.

Infernus

Sure.

Rem

Brothers for life.

Infernus

Great.

Rem

Why are you here?

Infernus

It's a boring answer.

Rem

OK, I don't care then.

Kill

Rem

Neat hat.

He's so cool. And dead. But still cool.

He's so cool, and dead!

I like your tattoos.

Infernus

Stopped Rem.

Sorry, little man.

Yeah, I'm gonna feel pretty bad about that.

Look, I get it, I wanna have a nap too.

I don’t know what the hell that was, but it's dead.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Infernus!

Killed in lane

Infernus

They took out Rem.

Ivy

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

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Rem

She was nice.

I want you to be my friend.

One day, Ill ride on your back and it will be awesome.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Ivy!

Kelvin

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

His coat looks warm.

Snow sounds fun.

He smells like nice smores.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Kelvin!

Lady Geist

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

Pretty green.

Her arm is nifty.

She's an old soul.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Geist!

Lash

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I want his mustache.

He's silly.

Oh Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Lash!

McGinnis

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She builds toys.

I think she snuggles with metal.

Smart lady.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out McGinnis!

Mina

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I want to hold her umbrella.

I don't like bats.

I don't think I like people with pointy teeth.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Mina!

Mirage

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

FOR THE DJINN.

Nashala's pretty.

Wyoming sounds pretty cool.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Mirage!

Mo & Krill

1 conversation · 10 unique lines

Mo & Krill

Oh, you don't need to worry about Maurice, he's a teddy bear. Well, mole. Teddy mole. No, that doesn't work either. I'm just going to assume you can understand nuance.

No need to get sassy, my friend.

Kill

Rem

Hi mo!

Hi Krill!

We hug later.

Mo & Krill

He was a cute little guy.

We took down the familiar!

I hope he finds a way home.

A shame he couldn't pick better friends.

If only we got to him sooner, we could have helped him.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Krill!

Killed in lane

Mo & Krill

They took out Rem!

Paige

0 conversations · 5 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She needs to read me a bedtime story.

I want her to read to me everyday but not today.

I want her to read to me every day, but not today!

I can't read.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Paige!

Paradox

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She stole.

She has an hourglass where her face is.

Neat coat.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Paradox!

Pocket

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I like your scarf.

Can I hide in your briefcase.

Your coat smells like the sewer.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Pocket!

Seven

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Rem

You're scary.

Seven

Yes.

Rem

I don't think I like you.

Seven

It's not an unreasonable position.

Seven

You have a pillow.

Rem

Cause I'm gonna sleep.

Seven

I see the Patron looks to test my patience today.

Seven

Creature, listen to me.

Rem

My name's Rem.

Seven

Fine. Rem. Listen to me. If the ritual fails and you are on your own, stay away from anyone who mentions the OSIC.

Rem

Why?

Seven

They will not help you get home. Trust me.

Kill

Rem

He makes my fur tickle.

He's spooky. But fun spooky. Until he kills people. Then he scary spooky.

He smells like evil smores.

Seven

Pityable creature.

I almost feel a twinge of guilt. Fascinating.

The figment is dead.

Better to die at my hands, then end up with the OSIC.

Sweet dreams Rem.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Seven!

Killed in lane

Seven

They took out Rem!

Shiv

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

You're so fancy.

Don't play with knives.

Stop stabbing friends.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Shiv!

Silver

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Rem

Can I use your jacket as a blanket?

Silver

I mean, in general, sure, but not now.

Rem

Why not?

Silver

I'm wearin' it.

Rem

Take it off!

Silver

Now!

Rem

But I want it!

Silver

I don't care.

Rem

You're mean.

Silver

Yep.

Rem

Can you help me?

Silver

I don't know, can you pay me?

I don't know. Can you pay me?

Rem

I can hug.

Silver

I'm good.

Rem

<starts crying>

Silver

Okay, okay, I'll help. Jesus.

Silver

That's hello.

Rem

I like it.

Silver

I was being sarcastic.

Rem

What's that?

Silver

Never mind.

Kill

Rem

She was really scary.

I think she wanted to eat me.

I never met someone who's hair smelt like burbon.

Silver

I'm gonna feel guilty about that later.

Take a nap.

You don't belong here, Rem.

Stay out of my way, Rem.

Wakey, wakey, kid.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Silver.

Killed in lane

Silver

They took out Rem!

Sinclair

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I don't like card tricks. They all end the same.

My friend once told me that magicians are jerks because they lie for money.

Looks like I made you dissapear.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Sinclair!

Solomon

1 conversation

Solomon

If you'd like I can teach you how to play chess.

Rem

No.

Solomon

Really? It's a fun game.

Rem

Solomon. I'm sorry to tell you this. No one thinks chess is fun.

The Doorman

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

He's so silly.

Bye Doorman!

See you at the baroness!

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Doorman!

Venator

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Venator

You lost little one?

Rem

Mmhmm.

Venator

Don't worry. I'll shepherd you home.

Rem

I thought priests were supposed to be nice.

Venator

Who said I wasn't.

Rem

I'm pretty sure you're about to kill people.

Venator

Some people need to die.

Rem

Are you sure you're a priest?

Venator

I don't expect you to understand the nuance of my world.

Rem

Nuance sounds like a big word.

Venator

Don't worry about it. Just know I'll protect you.

Rem

I'm going to follow you around.

Venator

Please don't.

Rem

You say that now, but you'll like me.

Kill

Rem

I don't know much about priests but I don't think they're supposed to shoot people.

He was like a big leprechan with a gun.

He looked scary but cool scary not monster scary.

Venator

Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

I'm not falling for the cute façade.

Go to sleep.

Die you little runt.

Furry bastard got what he deserved.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out the Venator!

Killed in lane

Venator

They took out Rem!

Victor

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

He looked so sad.

He's probably ok with being dead.

Sorry Victor!

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Victor!

Vindicta

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She hates shoes too.

I agree Vindicta. Shoes are stupid.

Her dress looks nice.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Vindicta!

Viscous

0 conversations · 3 unique lines

Kill

Rem

Cuuuuube.

I got goo on me.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Viscous!

Vyper

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

You can be my cool aunt.

I don't know why people hate her.

Don't worry Viper, one day I'll have money, then you can mug me.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Viper!

Warden

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I bet he's mad all the time.

I dunno what that guys deal is.

He's so serious.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Warden!

Wraith

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She had 4 arms, that’s weird.

Maybe she'd fight better if her hands weren't in her pockets.

I don't know what degenerate gambler means but it sounds fun.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Wraith!

Yamato

0 conversations · 10 unique lines

Kill

Rem

She's mean.

I think people would like her more if she stopped trying to stab everybody.

Your sword is neat.

Yamato

Wretched creature…

That thing was a leech.

I rid us of that pest.

I stopped their little pet.

Good riddence.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Yamato!

Killed in lane

Yamato

They took out Rem.