Lash

S-tier

Initiator · High Flying · Arrogant

Backstory

Lore

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

Unique dialogue

Select a hero to see their unique conversations with Lash.

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Abrams

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

Alright blue boy, let's get to work.

Abrams

My name's Abrams.

Lash

Probably not gonna remember that.

Abrams

After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?

Lash

Bluey; when this is over if you want the Lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try.

Lash

I'm excited for you Abrams… you get to bathe in the glory of Lash.

Abrams

You are something else.

Lash

Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.

Lash

So, what does it feel like?

Abrams

Excuse me?

Lash

Being next to greatness. What does it feel like?

Abrams

Nausiating.

Lash

No need to be nervous. I'm approachable.

Abrams

Oh god…

Kill

Lash

Took down their big boy.

So long detective.

Blue boy's down.

Bluey has got himself a case of the dead.

Detective's down!

Abrams

Asshole.

Took out Lash!

He had to stop jumping around sometime…

He thought ego was a substitute for talent.

That felt more satisfying than it should…

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Abrams!

Killed in lane

Abrams

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Abrams

Now that's just mean.

They couldn't have seen that coming.

Lash just came out of nowhere!

Apollo

3 conversations · 9 unique lines

Apollo

I've seen you fight before.

Yes, someone fairly decent.

Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.

Apollo

So, you're that arrogant moron I've heard so much about.

That's not what they said.

Pretty sure they were.

Apollo

I don't want your autograph.

You don't know who I am?

Ugh…

Kill

Apollo

You couldn't even beat a high school kid Lash… how sad.

This has got to be humiliating for you, doesn't it.

Lash. You're not the best. I am.

I could take your stupid bear pit title from you any day I want.

Ego wilts in the face of real talent.

Ally

Killed in lane

Apollo

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Apollo

Nice move, Lash!

I get why he's a big deal.

Rude, but effective.

Bebop

0 conversations · 16 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Bebop, Bebop, Bebop. You dumb bastard.

Hey Bebop; pro tip: stop sucking.

Once again, Lash rights a great wrong.

Sun is shining, Bebop's dead, I'm about to summon an elder god, boom.

This reminds me of the time I beat the tar out of Bebop.

I hope you enjoyed that Bebop, because you're gonna be experiencing that again and again.

Bebop

I'm better than you Lash, just deal with it.

You see that? I killed Lash. I. Killed. Lash.

Like I told you, Lash. beating me was a fluke.

Humbled Lash.

Lash isn't laughing now…

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Bebop.

They took out Bebop, I'm cool with it.

They took out Bebop, no surprise there…

Killed in lane

Bebop

They took out Lash.

They killed Lash, maybe they're not all bad afterall…

Billy

0 conversations · 10 unique lines

Kill

Billy

Psh whatever Lash…

"Bear pit champion" man, I bet those fights are rigged.

You think you're special cause you're chisled like a greek god and got a sexy mustash?

I could look like him if I bothered to go to the gym.

Lift some more weights Lash, maybe you'll build up a personality.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Billy!

Killed in lane

Billy

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Billy

Jesus, Lash.

Lash came from nowhere!

Lash just messed them up.

Calico

0 conversations · 14 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Took out the cat lady.

Calico's down and nobody misses her.

Guess I have to clean up the Baxter Societies mess.

Another problem solved by The Lash.

Took down Calico.

Calico

Lash, your ego will be your undoing.

Stopped Lash!

If I wanted to listen to arrogant twats I'd go to washington.

Just go away Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They brought down Calico!

Killed in lane

Calico

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Calico

At least the oaf has talent.

Devastating.

Lash moves so fast!

Celeste

0 conversations · 9 unique lines

Kill

Celeste

Go home Lash.

That’s for what you did to Lenny in the Bear Pit.

Your act's getting stale, Lash.

Looks like somebody's past their prime.

I showed Lash how to put on a show.

Ally

Killed in lane

Celeste

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Celeste

Oh, that was brutal.

Lash, that was mean!

Lash to stomp the hell out of them!

Drifter

3 conversations · 7 unique lines

Lash

So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?

Drifter

They call me the Drifter.

Lash

Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

Drifter

Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about.

Lash

Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.

Drifter

Yeah it's you.

Drifter

Heard you like hurting people, Lash.

Lash

I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt that's on them not me.

Kill

Drifter

I've killed hundreds of men like you, Lash.

You're not special Lash.

Your hubris is impressive Lash.

What do I have to fear from a man like him…

Throw your life away Lash, makes no difference to me…

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Drifter!

Killed in lane

Drifter

They took out Lash!

Dynamo

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

If Columbia ever needs an adjunct Professor to teach a course in being amazing, The Lash is happy to oblige.

Dynamo

I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.

Lash

Don't underestimate The Lash Professor… it never works out.

Lash

So how long you been with the ol' ball and chain.

Dynamo

Don't talk about Marla like that.

Lash

Just making conversation.

Dynamo

And I'm just telling you to respect my wife.

Lash

What's the first thing you're gonna do once The Lash gets you your body back.

Dynamo

I believe you mean "The Patron", but to answer your question: give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.

Kill

Lash

Shoulda stuck to grading papers Professor.

And this is why I never bothered with college.

Stopped Dynamo!

Dynamo's in the dirt.

Took out Dynamo, no big deal, you're welcome.

Dynamo

A little humility would do you good Lash.

Humbled Lash.

Pride always comes before the fall Lash.

You sir, are an egomaniac.

Lash: you need to learn to be a little nicer.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Dynamo.

Killed in lane

Dynamo

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Dynamo

Well, that was dramatic.

Knew we could count on you, Lash!

They didn't see you coming, Lash!

Graves

0 conversations · 9 unique lines

Kill

Graves

Whatever, Lash.

I'm not intimidated by you Lash.

What a moron.

He's like all the boys in my sophmore gym class merged together to form some super prick.

Oh that felt good.

Ally

Killed in lane

Graves

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Graves

Lash just kicked their ass!

Lash came out of nowhere.

They weren't ready for Lash.

Grey Talon

3 conversations · 16 unique lines

Lash

How you feeling old man?

Grey Talon

I was feeling better before you started talking.

Lash

I get it. It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.

Grey Talon

Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.

Lash

Goddamn right they are.

Lash

You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society.

Grey Talon

I do. You're prowess is undeniable.

Lash

Boush.

Grey Talon

You'd begin your career with a string of modest successes, each one throwing logs on the fire of self confidence.

Lash

Obviously.

Grey Talon

Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time. Until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugual or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.

Grey Talon

If we're going to win we need to learn to work together.

Lash

Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch the Lash do his thing.

Grey Talon

This is going to be goddamn nightmare.

Kill

Lash

Grey Talon's down.

The Lash had to make an exception to his "don't punch old people" rule.

Sorry grandpa.

Times passed you by Grey Talon.

If Grey Talon were 40 years younger, in peak shape, and named Lash, I would have had a problem.

Beating up old people is surprisingly rewarding.

Grey Talon

Killed the braggart.

Lash is dead.

Your hubris got you killed, Lash.

You talk too much.

I tire of your games Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Grey Talon!

Killed in lane

Grey Talon

Lash got himself killed!

See massive stomp

Grey Talon

He came out of nowhere.

I see why Lash has his ego.

Cruel, but effective.

Haze

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

Well lucky me,I get to work with the smoke show.

Haze

This is gonna be a long day.

Lash

Best day of your life.

Haze

Well you haven't been shot yet, but there's still time.

Lash

The Lash and the Sandman. Sounds like a movie doesn't it.

Haze

Sure.

Lash

I can see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man. An emotionally unavailable killing machine. A little action. A lot of sexual tension…

Haze

Does he die at the end?

Lash

Yeah, you get it.

Haze

People hate you Lash.

Lash

It's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.

Kill

Lash

Oh, I'm sorry. Why am I supposed to be scared of you again?

Well, well, well, lookie who just picked a fight with a sandman.

Took down Haze.

Im assuming this where the feds come and offer me her job.

I thought you were supposed to be some badass assassin, what happened?

Haze

Such unfound arrogance.

You talk too much.

It's about time you met a real warrior.

All your little tricks weren't enough to stop me.

You got what you deserved Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Haze.

Killed in lane

Haze

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Haze

Nice.

Very nice, Lash.

You know how to make an entrance, Lash.

Holliday

3 conversations · 16 unique lines

Lash

So you using that rope for work or recreation?

Holliday

You are such a pig.

Lash

Nah babe. I'm The Lash.

Holliday

Shut up.

Lash

Small town lady looking to get a taste of the big city?

Holliday

I'm tracking down a serial killer.

Lash

If you're looking for someone with a body count I'm turning myself in.

Holliday

Oh my god I hate you.

Holliday

Lash here's the thing. I'm going to need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.

Lash

What's in it for me.

Holliday

I don't knock your teeth in.

Lash

The Lash accepts.

Kill

Lash

It was never gonna work out between us Holliday.

Took out the sheriff.

Holliday's over… yeah, I gotta workshop that one more.

She won't be back anytime soon.

Not your day Sheriff.

Holliday

Stopped Lash!

That guy thought he owned the skies…

Lash, everything you do I'm just better at.

A little humility'll do him good…

Dick.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Holliday!

They took out the sheriff!

Killed in lane

Holliday

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Holliday

Lash came out of nowhere!

Impressive Lash!

I'll give the devil his due, that was something else.

Infernus

0 conversations · 16 unique lines

Kill

Lash

You make a better bartender than you do a fighter.

Buddy, you need to stay in your lane.

Infernus is out of commission.

The Lash doesn't take kindly to being lit on fire.

You'll never be fast enough Infernus…

Last call, matchstick.

Infernus

Shut him up.

I knew Lash wasn't shit.

People like Lash always like to talk about how bad they are…

Looks like he wasn't unstoppable after all.

Took down Lash!

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They killed the bartender!

Killed in lane

Infernus

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Infernus

That was beautiful, Lash.

Lash came from nowhere!

They weren't ready for that.

Ivy

3 conversations · 16 unique lines

Lash

Lookin' forward to working with you Ivy.

Ivy

Really?

Lash

You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that's impressive.

Ivy

Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.

Lash

Stupid people tend to say stupid things.

Ivy

Huh.

Ivy

Do we have a plan?

Lash

You think we need one?

Ivy

Probably?

Lash

Ivy. A plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need is The Lash.

Ivy

We need… you.

Lash

Goddamn right.

Ivy

Why do you hate Bebop so much.

Lash

You obviously never met Bebop.

Ivy

He seems nice.

Lash

He's stupid.

Kill

Lash

Stopped the Gargoyle.

Love that you hate Mendoza, hate that you picked a fight with me.

Come at me again, same shit's gonna happen.

It's nothing personal Ivy.

Well, this is what happens when you fight the best.

Ivy

Huh. Lash really is an asshole.

Just shut up Lash.

That will never get old.

You learn your lesson Lash?

Better luck next time Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Ivy!

They took out the gargoyle!

Killed in lane

Ivy

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Ivy

Nice moves, Lash!

Lash is ruining their day.

Hate to be on the receiving end of that!

Kelvin

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

Nice beard.

Kelvin

Nice mustache.

Lash

Well aren't we pair of handsome bastards.

Lash

What's with the parka.

Kelvin

I died in the arctic.

Lash

That keep you from changing your clothes?

Kelvin

This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive so I'm not risking taking it off.

Kelvin

You should be kinder to people Lash.

Lash

The Lash rejects the premise of your argument.

Kelvin

I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.

Lash

Kelvin: where you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer? No… The Lash is a humanitarian through and through.

Kill

Lash

Took down Kelvin.

Put Kelvin on ice…

Digging the freeze ray.

Had a good plan Kelvin, shame you couldn't execute it.

I'm not getting trapped by you Kelvin…

Kelvin

He talked so much.

No one likes you Lash.

Eh, I don't see what the big deal is.

Lash is out of comission.

That solves our little Lash problem…

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Kelvin.

Killed in lane

Kelvin

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Kelvin

Thanks for the help, Lash!

You know how to make an entrance, Lash!

I admit, that was impressive.

Lady Geist

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

Well take a look at Green Arm Sally.

Lady Geist

Don't talk to me.

Lash

That's fine by me, I'm happy just looking.

Lady Geist

Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.

Lash

It's a date.

Lady Geist

Tell me you're competent.

Lash

Compotent? No. I'm god's gift to combat.

Lady Geist

I can't tell if you're delusional or appropiately arrogant.

Lash

Yes.

Lash

Now what's the lady who's got everything need from The Patrons?

Lady Geist

We're not friends Lash. You don't keep my confidence.

Lash

They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.

Lady Geist

We are neither.

Kill

Lash

Geist, your luck's just run out.

Bye bye Sally Succubus.

And I took out Lady Geist.

Only one person sucks out people's will to live, and you're looking at him.

Not your day grandma.

Lady Geist

You bore me.

I won't be bullied by a steveadore.

The mustache is about all that's impressive about you Lash.

Lash was all talk, surprise surprise…

How could anyone idolize someone so crass.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Geist!

Killed in lane

Lady Geist

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Lady Geist

It's like he came out of nowhere.

They didn't see that coming.

Thanks, Lash.

McGinnis

3 conversations · 10 unique lines

Lash

Ahhh so The Lash is wokring with the kid genius.

McGinnis

I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.

Lash

No need to get defensive McG.

McGinnis

No need for pet names Lashole.

Lash

I like you.

Lash

Are you ready to watch greatness in action?

McGinnis

Are you?

McGinnis

You can go over my walls right?

Lash

We talking metaphorical or literal?

McGinnis

I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.

Lash

Maggie Mac, if you wanna say you got a crush on the Lash you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.

McGinnis

Shut up.

Kill

Lash

McGinnis, when you gonna learn.

If Bebop can't stop me, your little windup toys aren't getting it done.

Too bad McG, you just don't got what it takes.

You'd think a genius would know better than to pick a fight with The Lash.

Took out McGinnis.

McGinnis

Lash, Lash, Lash… when you gonna learn.

Jump in all you want buddy, it ain't gonna go well for ya.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out McGinnis!

They dropped McGinnis!

Killed in lane

McGinnis

They took out Lash.

Mina

0 conversations · 10 unique lines

Kill

Mina

I get why Sandra thinks he's hot.

I was expecting more from you Lash.

He's all talk.

I'm not some grubby pit fighter Lash, I'm a real talent.

Well he wasn't lacking in confidence. Skill yes, but confidence, no.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Mina!

Killed in lane

Mina

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Mina

Wow, Lash!

Lash came out of nowhere!

They gotta be hating Lash now.

Mirage

0 conversations · 12 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Well look who failed the djinn.

Looks like ambasador Nashala is gonna need a new bodyguard.

You're not on my level Mirage.

The Djinn picked the wrong guy to protect them.

The Lash is undeniable.

Mirage

I took down Lash.

Lash has been defeated.

I hope his ego never heals.

Maybe a little humility will do him good.

You are not half as impressive as you think you are, Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

Mirage is down!

Killed in lane

Mirage

They took out Lash!

Mo & Krill

0 conversations · 15 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Alright, which one is Mo and which one is Krill, just kidding I don't care.

Krill's down!

Dropped Mo!

That moleman looked pissed.

Like I've never wrestled a moleman before…

Mo & Krill

Beating Lash is always a high point of any day.

Some humility would do you well, Lash.

I hate that asshole.

If we lost that fight we'd never hear the end of it.

Lash's down!

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Krill.

Killed in lane

Mo & Krill

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Mo & Krill

Well, at least he's as good as he thinks he is.

They never saw that coming!

Fair? No. Effective? Without question.

Paige

0 conversations · 12 unique lines

Kill

Lash

She went to college. I mean, it didn't help her win a fight, but what an accomplishment.

Now you got a new story to tell: "The Day I Lost to Lash".

Took out the bookworm.

Ok, you seemed nice: Tell ya what, when this is all over I'll teach you how to not lose a fight.

Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash.

Paige

I stopped Lash!

That guy sure thought highly of himself…

He needs to learn to be nicer to people…

That guy wants to be Heathcliff so bad but at the end of the day he's just a dime store Mr. Collins.

I get why people don't like you Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Paige!

Killed in lane

Paige

They took out Lash!

Paradox

0 conversations · 13 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Took down little miss fishbowl head.

Paradox won't be bothering us for a while.

Paradox. Pff.

I don't get the big deal.

Time thief's down.

Paradox

You've gone soft Lash.

Come on Lash, you gotta do better than that…

Took out the egomaniac.

Lash is down!

You don't get it Lash: we fight on my terms, not yours.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Paradox!

Paradox is dead.

Killed in lane

Paradox

Lash is out of comission!

Pocket

0 conversations · 12 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Kid. Go home.

Come back when you hit puberty.

Pocket - this isn't the life for you.

So young. So dumb.

Took out Pocket.

Pocket

I know insecurity when I see it.

And I thought my dad had an ego…

Someone needed to shut him up.

Couldn'tve happened to a nicer guy.

I'll sleep just fine tonight.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Pocket.

Killed in lane

Pocket

They killed Lash!

Rem

0 conversations · 4 unique lines

Kill

Rem

I want his mustache.

He's silly.

Oh Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Rem

They took out Lash!

Seven

3 conversations · 16 unique lines

Lash

Word on the street is that you're some kind of boogeyman.

Seven

I'm not interested in chit-chat.

Lash

That's fine. The Lash knows how to carry a conversation.

Seven

There is no conversation.

Lash

The Lash does it again…

Seven

They say you have quite the ego.

Lash

Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.

Seven

On this we can agree.

Seven

You're the pit-fighter, yes?

Lash

You mis-pronounced champion.

Seven

How silly of me.

Lash

Mistakes happen, glowstick.

Seven

What did you call me?

Lash

Glowstick. It's your new nickname.

Seven

Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.

Call me that again, and I will pop your eyes like grapes.

Lash

Seven it is.

Kill

Lash

Seven's down!

Took care of Seven.

Just took down public enemy number one, you're welcome.

I don't get what the OSIC's problem is stopping Seven was easy.

I'm not getting killed by an oversized halloween decoration.

Seven, stop acting like your better than everyone… no one likes an egomaniac.

Seven

His ego is almost as big as Kelvin's…

I will beat humility into you Lash.

Such unearned arrogance…

Give up Lash.

Pit fighters… how pathetic.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

Seven's dead.

Killed in lane

Seven

They took out Lash.

See massive stomp

Seven

What a bastard!

Where did he come from?

I underestimated you, Lash.

Shiv

0 conversations · 12 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Like your style Shiv.

There's only room for one impossibly handsome asshole.

The Baxter Society will let anyone in these days, huh?

When you gonna learn Shiv…

The Lash hates to ruin a pretty face.

Shiv

You picked the wrong fight Lash.

You got nothing on me Lash.

You got moxie Lash, I'll give ya that…

You wish you were half as good as me.

Lash, Lash, Lash… when are you gonna learn.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Shiv.

Killed in lane

Shiv

They took out Lash.

Silver

0 conversations · 9 unique lines

Kill

Silver

Looks like you're past your prime, Lash.

Nice try, Lash.

Some champion he turned out to be.

Huh, thought fighting him would be harder.

Lash won't be bothering us for a while.

Ally

Killed in lane

Silver

It took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Silver

Way to go, Lash!

Kick their ass, Lash.

Damn.

Sinclair

0 conversations · 1 unique line

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Sinclair!

The Doorman

0 conversations · 10 unique lines

Kill

The Doorman

Your'e too predictable Lash.

So satisfying.

That's the best you got Lash?

Disposed of Lash.

Your'e pathetic Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out The Doorman!

Killed in lane

The Doorman

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

The Doorman

Ouch.

That was rude.

Very nice, Lash.

Venator

0 conversations · 10 unique lines

Kill

Venator

Lash, the only thing impressive about you is your mustashe.

Humility will serve you well Lash.

Lash, you could be so much more if you believed in something other than your self.

He mistook arrogance for resolve.

You've never fought someone like me Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Venator!

Killed in lane

Venator

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Venator

That was beautiful, Lash!

They never saw that coming.

Lash crushed em.

Victor

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Lash

You should fight in the Bear Pit.

Victor

I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.

Lash

It's not a literal Bear Pit, it's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.

Victor

Think I'll pass.

Lash

Your loss.

Lash

Ready to do this, patchwork?

Victor

That's not my name.

Lash

Yeah, but there's no way I'm gonna remember your name. This is a mnemonic.

Victor

Password isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.

Lash

You got me there, Patches.

Lash

Here's the plan corpseboy, you draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.

Victor

By the time you "save the day" they'll be laughing over my dead body.

Lash

Exactly. That's when The Lash catches them flatfooted.

Victor

What good does that do me?

Lash

It gives your sad life meaning. And that should be enough.

Kill

Lash

Victor's down.

Took down the dead man.

You thought you were in pain before, Victor?

By the time I'm through with him he's gonna have to find himself a new face.

Come on Victor, Get up so I can do that again.

Victor

Took down Lash.

I got your number Lash.

I laid out Lash.

You're not going to intimidate me Lash.

Glad I'm done dealing with him.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Victor!

Killed in lane

Victor

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Victor

They really hate Lash now.

He's an asshole, but he knows what he's doing.

That was impressive, Lash.

Vindicta

0 conversations · 12 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Sniper's down.

You made me work for it Vindicta, I'll give you that.

Killing ghosts and breaking hearts.

Vindicta's been dealt with.

You picked the wrong fight Vindicta..

Vindicta

Shut up Lash.

All ego, no talent.

You're not bad Lash, but you're not me.

You didn't honestly think you could stop me Lash?

I could feel his arrogance from here.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Vindicta!

Killed in lane

Vindicta

They stopped Lash!

Viscous

0 conversations · 16 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Nice try gooey.

Better luck next time goo boy.

How about you go slide back to where you came from.

That's uh, that was lot of goo.

Viscous is down!

Viscous

That felt satisfying.

I don't have anything against you Lash, I'm just jumping on a bandwagon.

Lash won't be a problem.

Lash thought he could kill me. He was wrong.

Sorry Lash. That was sarcasim, I'm not actually sorry.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Viscous.

They took out Gooey.

Killed in lane

Viscous

The obnoxious human is dead!

See massive stomp

Viscous

Lash is feeling mean today!

That couldn't have felt good.

Lash moves so fast!

Vyper

3 conversations · 13 unique lines

Vyper

I can't believe I'm here next to you.

Lash

That's what The Lash does. Make dreams come true.

Vyper

You smell even better when you're awake.

Lash

So Viper…

Vyper

Who do you want dead.

Lash

No one.

Vyper

Just making sure cause I got two hands, a knife and real bad impulse control. So whaddya need.

Lash

Nothing. You're great.

Vyper

Yeah we are.

Vyper

You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?

Lash

Yeah they were… very specific.

Vyper

Im sure you get a lot of fan mail so I wanted to make sure they stood out.

Lash

They did.

Vyper

Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh.

Lash

No… I uh… I really didn’t.

Kill

Lash

That lady was intense…

Maybe now she'll stop sending me mail…

Some fans take it a little too far.

Hope she gets the message.

I need her to leave me alone.

Vyper

This is the best moment of my life.

I love you.

He's awesome even when he dies.

Probably a bad time to ask for an autograph.

I'm a big fan.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Viper!

They took out Viper… thank god.

Killed in lane

Vyper

They're gonna pay for what they did to Lash.

Warden

0 conversations · 15 unique lines

Kill

Lash

Stopped Warden!

If you wanted to win you never should have picked the other side Warden…

I don't wanna know what kind of swinger party that guy was going to…

He thought he was a tough guy.

There's always someone looking to pick a fight they can't win…

Warden

You mistake ego for competence Lash.

You have met your better, Lash.

Stick to fighting town drunks, Lash.

I have no tolerance for bullies.

There's always someone more dangerous Lash.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Warden.

Killed in lane

Warden

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Warden

You're a real bastard, Lash.

What an asshole.

They couldn't be happy about that.

Wraith

3 conversations · 15 unique lines

Wraith

Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.

Lash

Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.

Wraith

I lost a lot of money.

Lash

You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valueable lesson. Never bet against The Lash.

Lash

So you're the lady that bets on Bebop.

Wraith

And you're the guy that lost to Bebop.

Lash

One time.

Wraith

One time's all it takes to be a loser.

Lash

Shalom.

Lash

Buckle up 4 arms. The Lash is about to take you on a one way trip to victory-city.

Wraith

You're insufferable,.

Lash

I'm undeniable baby… and they're about to find out why,.

Kill

Lash

Stopped Wraith.

Backed the wrong horse Wraith, like always.

It's a shame it had to go down like this Wraith.

Wraith, you could have 8 arms and you couldn't stop me.

You see that Not even Wraith can take me out…

Wraith

That was satisfying.

Lash Lash Lash… when are you gonna learn.

What's a matter Lash, thought you were a tough guy.

All talk.

Keep running your mouth Lash, it's only going to get worse for you.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Wraith.

Killed in lane

Wraith

They took out Lash!

See massive stomp

Wraith

Ooh, that was rude!

They can't be happy about that.

Nice move, Slash!

Yamato

3 conversations · 13 unique lines

Yamato

Be quiet, or I will butcher you like you butcher my language.

Yamato

You are the one they call Lash.

The arrogance of one.

Yamato

I need you to shut up.

I will throw acid in your face.

It is not.

Kill

Lash

Good fight Yamato…

That's the best the 7th moon's got?

You can't buy me Yamato!

That sword is gonna look so good over my fireplace.

Yamato's down!

Yamato

American asshole.

Asshole.

American hubris will only get you so far.

His parents should have spanked him more.

You're pathetic Lash.

Such unearned arrogance.

Ally

Killed in lane

Lash

They took out Yamato!

Killed in lane

Yamato

They took out Lash.